“When I read your name, for some reason I assumed this was fund raising for Labradors.

For a moment then, I was interested.”

“Oh be quiet Malcolm! Nice shiny new pic by the way ;)

I'm going purely to see the zider expert from Chip'num...... and listen to the people who work within the NHS to find out how the privatisation of one of the last bastions of our services affects them and us. No heckling Mr Cupis!”

“Perhaps they could get one of the expenses fiddlers to attend and donate some taxpayers' money back to the NHS? How about the shadow health minister, that would be appropriate!”

“Perhaps they'll attract someone with type 2 diabetes or family of an alzheimers sufferers to speak about the latest efforts to make them pay for treatment and medication, afterall diabetes is a lifestyle choice and Alzheimers is not a "health condition" according to latest Tory rants and NHS responses to cuts. "Free at the point of treatment" already being eroded.

Over 5000 nurses have lost their jobs since the Coalition were unelected with no mandate. Ask your lot about that before you all skip to UKIP.

I'm pleased to attend a positive fundraiser with like minded people eager to do everything in their power to Save Our NHS.”

“Next month the Tories will be fundraising to help cover the cost of clearing Douglas Hogg's moat.”

“Alzheimers?

Isn't that what disgraced "Blair Babe" Margaret Moran has just magically recovered from a couple of weeks after being found too unwell to go to prison for her expenses fraud?”

“Wil Hodgson is worth seeing if only for his tattoos - brilliant!”

“Never seen him but I've heard he's the one to watch. All the acts (and speakers) come highly recommended, Malcolm will be pleased to hear that none of the local Labour activists have been fiddling their expenses, indeed we don't get any.

I happen to like a few of the local Tories and don't blame them individually for Plebgate, moatgate, duckhousegate, tax evasiongate or indeed the all out war on the poor and vulnerable...gate.

If anyone has an interest in what's happening within our NHS or just wants to have a beverage and a laugh please do come along.”

“Tickets are available online until 1pm on Thursday.

They are cheaper to buy online than on the door too.

http://tinyurl.com/d8b9smq”